{"id":996,"date":"2007-09-15T21:51:04","date_gmt":"2007-09-16T01:51:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catchingfireflies.com\/blog\/?p=996"},"modified":"2011-10-11T23:25:11","modified_gmt":"2011-10-12T03:25:11","slug":"better-than-a-b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.catchingfirefliesgifts.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/better-than-a-b\/","title":{"rendered":"better than a bear hug"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of our catching fireflies fans, Diane Wurdock, heard about our Humane Society Fundraiser<\/a> and thought we’d appreciate this funny forwarded email.  I laughed out loud and couldn’t resist sharing it with all of you.<\/p>\n

Doggy Manual on How to Hug a Baby<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"Baby\"<\/a><\/p>\n

1. First, spy a baby.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Baby1\"<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed
a baby.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"Baby2\"<\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"Baby3_2\"<\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

4. The "paw slide" Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.\"Babt4\"<\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n